Commentary & Movies 16 May 2013 10:55 pm

Sultan of stop-motion

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A ferocious dinosaur lays siege to a roller coaster on Coney Island. The fearsome kraken rises from the sea to claim its latest victim. A hapless sailor and his crew battle sword-wielding skeletons.

These movie moments captivated me as a child. Each time a Ray Harryhausen monster took center stage, I would move the rabbit-ear antenna on the old TV in the basement to improve the picture. Even through a haze of static and commercial interruptions, the illusion held sway. I believed.

Harryhausen, the special-effects maestro who died earlier this month at the age of 92, breathed life into all of the above and many more, a pantheon of monsters hatched from mythology and his own fervid imagination.

Without a doubt, Harryhausen’s special effects were the best part of many films with which he was involved. “Jason and the Argonauts,” for example, is a largely tepid affair, a paint-by-numbers, sword-and-sandal epic about the legendary titular explorer’s attempts to find the Golden Fleece and become king of Thessaly. The acting is wooden and the plot virtually nonexistent.

But every 20 minutes or so, the movie blazes to life when a Harryhausen creation saunters into frame: Talos, the bronze giant, voted the second greatest movie monster of all time (behind King Kong); the Hydra, fierce creature with the head of seven snakes; and, of course, a battalion of skeletons, bones clicking and clacking as they attack Jason and his men.

Harryhausen’s effects are cinematic magic at its finest. Using miniature models, he would shoot one frame of film, stop the camera, move the model infinitesimally, and then shoot the next frame, laboriously building the illusion of movement.

Considering that one second of film contains 24 frames, it would take days to yield only a few seconds of usable film, painstaking labor that would be combined later with live-action footage using reverse projection and other techniques. Working within constraints of time and money (there was never enough of either), the man created marvels.

Harryhausen’s biggest influence was the aforementioned “King Kong,” a movie that both he and fantasy author Ray Bradbury (who died last year) saw at impressionable ages. In the book “Kong Unbound,” Harryhausen dubbed it “the greatest fantasy film ever made.” He later would learn its secrets at the feet of stop-motion pioneer Willis O’Brien, the man who animated “Kong.” Harryhausen worked with O’Brien on the original “Mighty Joe Young,” another movie about a large ape whisked away to civilization.

Harryhausen went on to create special effects for many Hollywood productions, including “20 Million Miles to Earth,” “It Came from Beneath the Sea,” “Earth vs. the Flying Saucers” and “The 7th Voyage of Sinbad.” “The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms,” which climaxes with the monster stomping Coney Island, was based on a story by Bradbury and pays homage to the two men’s love of giant monsters.

Harryhausen’s last hurrah was 1981’s “Clash of the Titans,” another romp through mythology. By then, the heyday of stop-motion animation had passed, replaced by a variation called “go motion” that relied on a computer to move the scale models.

“Go motion” itself would have a short shelf life, supplanted by full computer animation 10 years later in “Jurassic Park.” Today, stop-motion, when it is used at all, is done to invoke nostalgia.

Yet there is still much to recommend the earlier method. The herky-jerky look of stop-motion — with puppets manipulated by hand, inflating and deflating bladders hidden inside to simulate breathing — infuses a sense of personality in the finished effect that is sometimes lacking in more seamless computer animation.

Just as King Kong reflects the scrappy nature of O’Brien, the many creatures animated by Harryhausen reflect what I imagine to be his ferocious desire to overwhelm the audience, to make them gasp or smile or shriek.

And, above all, to make them believe.

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Originally published May 16, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Commentary & education 09 May 2013 09:03 pm

Teachers’ impact tolls throughout our lives

This is Teacher Appreciation Week, so I’m doing exactly that — remembering educators who enlightened and inspired me.

A few weeks ago, I wrote about the late Melva Jean Watson, second-grade teacher at Washington Elementary, who read aloud from Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Little House books. Studies prove the benefits of reading to children, and I benefited both from the content of those books and the time spent listening to a capable reader weave words into a literary web.

Reading aloud was a big part of Judy Vien’s classroom circa 1980 at Marlington Middle School. One book in particular cast a potent spell: Harper Lee’s “To Kill a Mockingbird,” read by Mrs. Vien in her soft Southern accent, so similar to how I imagined Scout, Atticus, Jem and Dill would sound.

I respected her for sharing a book that some find controversial, especially for sixth-grade students, and for not sugarcoating the expletives. Instead, she explained the racial overtones of the times; that mistreating people because of skin color, education or economic attainment is wrong; and that we were mature enough to know that saying certain words was not the same as endorsing them.

A few years later, Andrea Ogline and Nancy Schwan — my freshman and sophomore English teachers, respectively, at Marlington High School — encouraged my love of writing, each in her own way.

Mrs. Ogline, poor thing, waded through page after page of my journal entries, filled with dreary imitations of stories by Edgar Rice Burroughs and Robert E. Howard and gallons of imaginary blood. Yet she was always enthusiastic in her comments, even when she would have preferred a nice Bronte pastiche to another psychopathic killer inspired by my fetish for horror films.

Mrs. Schwan submitted one of my stories to a regional contest. It didn’t win, but for the first time I thought about making a living with words and saw how revision improved my writing. She took the work so seriously that she once called me at home to address a plot flaw, just like a real editor. I am thankful for that, and how she never assumed that because my character committed suicide, the story was a cry for help. (It wasn’t.)

At Mount Union College, David Ragosin and John Bienz left their marks. The former introduced me to William Zinsser’s “On Writing Well,” one of a handful of books I regularly return to for inspiration, and he once told me I had the makings of a good college professor. My career didn’t go in that direction, but the words did — and do — mean a lot.

Dr. Bienz had such a quiet and unprepossessing manner that he put students, many of whom were secretly terrified of literature at the collegiate level, at ease. While he delivered effective lectures, he was a master of eliciting responses, both in class and on the printed page. I especially remember his Shakespeare class, where instead of a final paper, we performed “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” for elementary students. I was the fairy Puck, likely because of my long hair and effeminate build. (Both are victims of my forties.)

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I flattered the heck out of Dr. Bienz my first few years as a teacher, modeling my delivery on his. These days, I’ve found my own voice, but am still largely influenced by his technique.

Like most people, I am the sum total of the efforts of dozens of professionals, from Ms. Meese, the kindergarten teacher who introduced me to the Letter People, through Penny Arnold, an Ashland University professor who made me re-examine my grading methods as a practicing educator.

Even teachers whose subjects aren’t of great interest or whose styles are not inspirational make an impression. When they are passionate about their subjects, it leaves a mark. When they are not, that too speaks volumes.

If our lives are books, teachers occupy a large chunk of the acknowledgments, along with the standard tagline that while they provide a wealth of insight and information, we ourselves are responsible for any errors in fact.

“I am a part of all that I have met,” says Ulysses in Tennyson’s poem of the same name. This is especially true of teachers, whose impact lasts far beyond the final school bell and, indeed, tolls throughout our lives.

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Originally published May 9, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Commentary & Family life 02 May 2013 09:15 pm

Graduation aggravation

If there were lyrics to “Pomp and Circumstance” for parents of the college graduate set, they might go something like this:

You’re moving your stuff home,

Bringing all that junk back,

Load up that old futon

Get ready to pack.

Or maybe, depending on how the sheepskin was financed, parents could sing:

Your degree cost me thousands

In tuition and fees,

Now you will have no job

With a degree in art history.

No education, of course, is ever wasted, especially when acquiring it involves four years of late-night bull sessions, greasy pizza and liquid calories, at least if what we see in “Animal House” is true. And, of course, Hollywood is always scrupulous in its accurate portrayal of university life, just as it is with police work and domestic issues.

Higher education has been uppermost in my mind recently because my daughter graduated Sunday. I enjoyed the ceremony and her success, yet my back kept twinging. Maybe it was because of three hours spent in bleacher seats, but more likely it was due to all the boxes and furniture I hauled up and down stairs a few days before.

My wife says I have no reason to complain. After all, she took two days off work to help pack and unpack. All I did was show up two afternoons to serve as cart horse for larger items.

Once upon a time, going to college involved just a few milk cartons — borrowed from behind your favorite grocery store, despite the stenciled warning “Thou Shalt Not Steal” — filled with books, sweatshirts and jeans, plus a halfway decent stereo system. You’d live in a dorm room about the size of a closet, with all the aesthetic appeal of a stairwell — cinder blocks, a small window that would be the envy of only the Prisoner of Zenda, and a shower shared by dozens of people, at least one of whom had ringworm.

Today, young adults live better in many college dorms than they will in the first few years after college (unless they move back home and wait five to 10 years for the economy to improve), when those initial apartments look more the way dorms did a few decades ago. Colleges and universities now build student housing to resemble Soho studio lofts, and students enthusiastically cart in enough junk to fill the extra space.

And if a student (like my daughter) moves off campus into a situation that offers even more livable space (she and three friends shared a house), plan on those two milk cartons to morph into 50 or 100, enough to turn a misdemeanor into grand larceny.

Bringing my daughter home was akin to moving a Romanian princess back from exile and involved five car loads and one pickup truck, all filled to bursting. We carried boxes of books, lamps, two TVs, a computer, Ramen noodles, a desk, two chairs, a bed, a dresser, bagels, a Keurig, clothes, shoes, cleaning supplies, cosmetics, clothes, shoes, GRE flashcards, curtains, shoes, potato chips, clothes, rice mixes, over-the-counter medications, pots, pans, clothes and shoes.

Oh, and some clothes and shoes. (Imelda Marcos, eat your heart out.)

And as if further proof is needed that nature abhors a vacuum (although I hear it tolerates a Dyson), most of these collected treasures found a home in my newly cleaned garage, which — for two nights only — was capable of containing a car.

Today, the garage looks like the aftermath of a tornado at a flea market and will remain that way until we trek off with all these treasures again for graduate school in a few months.

In the meantime, though, let us raise our glasses to members of the Class of 2013, who face an exciting future secure in the knowledge that they have already contributed to a financial boom in two key growth areas: construction and medicine.

Self-storage rentals and Doan’s pills sales are through the roof.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

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Books & Commentary 25 Apr 2013 06:57 am

Revisiting Little House

Prevailing wisdom among people who study pre-teen reading habits is that girls will read books about boys, but boys are less likely to read books about girls.

Maybe this is changing because of the success of “The Hunger Games,” with a strong female lead whose exploits in three bestselling books are a hit with not only the YA crowd, but adults as well.

I’ve always been an exception to the boys-not-reading-about-girls rule, myself. One of my earliest literary adventures was “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz,” with spunky Dorothy traveling down “the road of yellow brick,” encountering eccentric companions and showing off her silver slippers to good effect. (Her route became “the yellow brick road” and her footwear turned ruby only in the MGM movie.) I’ve read the book more than a dozen times, and Judy Garland was one of my first big-screen crushes, even if she was too old to play Dorothy.

Recently, I had a chance to revisit another childhood favorite with a female protagonist: Laura Ingalls Wilder’s “Little House” books, newly reprinted in two handsome hardbacks by the Library of America.

These books hold a special place in my heart. When I was a new student at Washington Elementary School in 1976, my second-grade teacher, Melva Jean Watson, read aloud from “Little House on the Prairie” almost every day. Something about the Ingalls family leaving Wisconsin and heading West in a covered wagon struck a chord with me, even if my own migration from Middlebranch to Washington Township in the backseat of a car wasn’t much by comparison.

I am still impressed by the family’s moxy. Laura’s father, referred to mostly as Pa, decides the woods of Wisconsin — immortalized in the first book of the series, “Little House in the Big Woods” — are becoming too crowded. “Quite often Laura heard the ringing thud of an ax which was not Pa’s ax, or the echo of a shot that did not come from his gun,” writes Wilder, who refers to herself in the third person. “The path that went by the little house had become a road.”

Those all sound like good reasons to stay in Wisconsin, not leave it, but nobody has ever accused me of having an overabundance of pioneer spirit.

In the books, little Laura and her sisters often take a backseat to the story of their parents, and Laura’s main occupation is to observe the ways of pioneer families. Not surprisingly for people who lived for — and by — the harvest, the books are filled with food, much more than I remember from age 8. (Maybe Mrs. Watson omitted some parts.)

The Ingalls’ attic in Wisconsin is a veritable produce stand: “The large, round, colored pumpkins made beautiful chairs and tables. The red peppers and the onions dangled overhead. The hams and the venison hung in their paper wrappings, and all the bunches of dried herbs, the spicy herbs for cooking and the bitter herbs for medicine, gave the place a dusty-spicy smell.”

In “Farmer Boy,” which tells the boyhood story of Ingall’s husband, Almanzo Wilder, in New York, mealtime is almost sensuous. “Almanzo ate the sweet, mellow baked beans. He ate the bit of salt pork that melted like cream in his mouth. He ate mealy boiled potatoes, with brown ham-gravy. He ate the ham. He bit deep into velvety bread spread with sleek butter, and he ate the crisp golden crust. He demolished a tall heap of pale mashed turnips, and a hill of stewed yellow pumpkin. Then he sighed …”

All that’s missing is a cigarette afterward.

Nearly every page of the Little House books is filled with industrious people planting, nurturing, harvesting, storing, slaughtering and building for winter. It’s impressive, especially to a reader whose winter preparations involve nothing more than covering the air-conditioning unit with a tarp and buying a new ice scraper for the car.

Wilder’s characters have fun too, going to the occasional dance and inviting extended family to visit at the holidays, but mostly they work.

One of my favorite sequences in the books, however, has nothing to do with harvests or dances. Later in “Farmer Boy,” Almanzo’s teacher drives a group of disruptive students out of his classroom using an ox-whip. Taking the biblical injunction to spare the rod and spoil the child almost literally, the teacher thrashes the students, jerking them off their feet, tearing their clothes and bloodying their bodies.

Maybe it was my imagination, but I always thought Mrs. Watson read that section with even more vim and vigor than the other chapters.

It’s always nice to revisit old friends, and even nicer to find out that they are more companionable than you remember. So it is with the Little House books. While these new editions omit the classic illustrations by Garth Williams, they are hardly missed. Laura Ingalls Wilder still holds me in thrall with stories of pioneer pluck and an almost-vanished lifestyle that appeal to either gender and all ages.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

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Originally published April 25, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Commentary 18 Apr 2013 05:28 pm

Lace up and keep running

I started running about four years ago to lose weight.

At first I hated it. My lungs burned and my head hurt and every footstep felt like sledge hammers pounding on my calves.

I persisted out of stubbornness. I’d bought a good pair of shoes and I didn’t want to waste them.

A few months later, everything still hurt, but not as often and not as long. I grew to tolerate running and, eventually, to love it. The solitude of the open road spoke to me, giving me a place to sort out my thoughts, to plan my day or just unwind. When solitude grew too, well, solitary, I started running races — 5Ks, 10Ks, even a half-marathon. I was never going to be the fastest runner — not overall, not even in my age group — but that didn’t matter.

Camaraderie was a new experience. Imagine me, shunner of everything athletic, bonding with other athletes, encouraging and being encouraged, crossing the finish line with a feeling of euphoria while family and friends looked on.

Crossing the finish line.

That’s one of the things I pondered after I learned of Monday’s bomb explosions at the Boston Marathon — that the rat bastards responsible had corrupted yet another place that should be associated with victory and joy.

First, terrorists stripped Americans of our sense of security on 9/11. Since then, it’s been one reduction after another. Shooters in schools, in malls, in airports, in churches. Some with guns, some with bombs, one crazy in Texas last week with a knife.

And now the Boston Marathon, probably the Super Bowl of races, one that runners dream of qualifying for, if not competing in. At least three dead, more than 100 injured.

Where are we safe anymore?

The answer, of course, is everywhere and nowhere.

Everywhere because, despite the horror and tragedy, the loss of life and the injuries, most places are perfectly safe, at least from the kind of homicidal cruelty that took place Monday, because the bad guys still are few and far between.

Nowhere because it’s impossible for anybody — police, volunteers, government officials, the courts — to protect us 100 percent of the time. We wouldn’t want to live in a world where they did. A poster by comics legend Frank Miller shows a young woman with her eyes, ears and nose covered by Band-Aids. A pair of hands reaches toward her mouth to place another Band-Aid there. “Just one more and you’ll be safe,” the caption reads.

The post-Boston 2013 world is one we know too well already. Races will now begin with totally appropriate moments of silence for lives lost in Boston, another painful reminder of innocence lost. Runners will cross finish lines and remember images of another finish line, one choked in smoke and raining blood and body parts. They will wear T-shirts and ribbons in colors yet unchosen to mark lives senselessly lost.

Another moment of joy will be tainted by the unfathomable actions of a person or people who consider decency to be just a word and for whom life is cheap.

And yet we soldier on. Americans still fly, despite 9/11. We still send our kids to school, despite Columbine, Texas A&M, Sandy Hook and too many others. We still go to the movies, despite Aurora.

And now we will still run, despite Boston. We will persist out of stubbornness, running to escape the weight of the world, despite the burning in our lungs and the pain in our hearts.

Because we can’t stop congregating. We can’t close down the world and huddle in our houses, and we can’t teach our kids to do that either. Just one more and you’ll be safe.

We’ve got to lace up and keep running.

But running toward the future or away from the past? Sadly, that answer isn’t as clear.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

@cschillig on Twitter

Originally published on April 18, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Commentary 11 Apr 2013 05:12 pm

Luck, fortunate timing and good advice

I wasn’t having a good day.

It was late and I was grumpy and the woman in front of me was holding up the line by buying cigarettes, which required the cashier to step away from the register to get them from another aisle. When she came back, the customer said they were wrong — filtered when she wanted non-filtered or a different brand, I don’t know — which sent the cashier on another trip.

I studied the items in the woman’s cart. Brand-name everything — snacks, colas and frozen foods. I looked at the way she was dressed, considered the cigarettes she had asked for and made a wager to myself that she would pay with some type of government assistance.

I was right.

After she peeled off money from a roll of cash to cover the smokes, she produced a blue Ohio Direction Card. Our eyes locked as she handed it to the cashier, and in that split-second I’m convinced she knew that a complete stranger had just taken her measure, had judged her life and found it — and her — wanting. I also knew that it wasn’t the first time it had happened and wouldn’t be the last.

I was ashamed.

Who am I to judge others and how they choose to live or how circumstances force them to live?

I am the unworthy heir to a lifetime of luck, fortunate timing and good advice, augmented by a strong work ethic that I never asked for, but that was granted me nonetheless.

I grew up in a single-parent household where money was tight, but where all my needs were met. I was fortunate to attend college and lucky to have sensible advice to persevere when I wanted to quit. I received equally good advice when I wanted to walk away from a full-time job to follow an uncertain freelance path that could have destroyed my finances.

I am lucky to have chosen a career that remains in demand, to have weathered enough years to build security, to have three employers whose checks keep my daughter’s tuition at bay so that she isn’t buried in student loans.

If any one of a long line of dominoes had fallen a different way, I easily could have found myself in that woman’s position, having her food choices criticized by strangers, forced to endure cold stares when buying cigarettes which maybe aren’t even for her, but for somebody who asked her to pick them up.

I felt ashamed that day because I’d aligned myself, albeit temporarily, with people who believe that the poor must somehow be punished for being poor, that the U.S. must drug-test welfare recipients (a common thread on the Internet) and cut assistance to families whose children don’t make good enough grades (a bizarre piece of legislation under consideration in Tennessee).

Given the economic situation in this country, I imagine many people who never thought they’d find themselves standing in food lines, living in subsidized housing or taking government assistance have found themselves swallowing their pride and accepting help from unlooked-for sources. Could they have made better financial choices? Possibly. But who among us hasn’t made an unwise decision and paid for it later?

We have a cockeyed view of poverty in this country. Those who are poor, we believe, must live like saints. They should dress in hand-me-downs, eat substandard food, and accept any position, no matter hazardous or demeaning, in the name of escaping poverty. They should not have the things “we” have — cars, decent housing, cellphones, cable TV, brand-name food and clothing.

They should live perfectly 100 percent of the time, with never a misstep or a bad habit. But show me the person who lives perfectly, who doesn’t indulge a vice every now and again. Show me a parent who doesn’t try to give a child all the best things, even if it means stretching a budget to the breaking point or beyond. If these are crimes, we are all guilty.

Yet we expect people in poverty to push forward constantly, never pausing to enjoy even the simplest pleasures, constantly working for that farflung day when they will be found worthy to escape into the middle class and some degree of security.

Some exceptional people can and do live like this. Most of us, however, are not exceptional, at least not all the time.

It’s not my place to judge if somebody on government assistance finds solace in the occasional cigarette or snack food. It’s not my place to monitor what they buy. It is my place to be grateful for what I have and for what I’ve been able to do, and to help people who haven’t had similar good fortune.

Next time I’m in line, I’ll look down at my feet, up at the lights or into my hands — anywhere besides at how someone is paying for her order, which is frankly none of my damn business.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

@cschillig on Twitter

Originally published April 11, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Family life 04 Apr 2013 08:01 pm

Easter leftovers

Wondering what to do with all those leftover marshmallow peeps that many people buy but few people like?

Try peep jousting.

Take two sugary peeps, preferably of different colors, and place them on a microwave-safe dish. Poke toothpicks into each so that the points face the other peep, like two Jedi knights. Place them in the microwave and nuke on high. The first peep deflated by its opponent’s toothpick is the loser.

An enterprising Advanced Placement student — hi, Donny! — informed me of the sport last week, and I instantly knew this was the excitement my family’s Easter Sunday needed. I invested in about three packages of peeps, the first time I’ve ever bought the things, and a box of toothpicks, and then sent out taunting text messages to family members about the supremacy of my squishy soldiers.

Surprisingly, my mom agreed that her microwave could serve as the arena for peep skirmishes. I wouldn’t have offered my microwave for fear that a peep would explode, causing an Easter trip to the store to replace it. (The microwave, not the peep.)

Maybe Mom was set at ease by the YouTube videos I forwarded showing peeps melting like the Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz” or Nazis at the end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” instead of exploding like Marvin’s head in “Pulp Fiction.” Or maybe she was vying for a new microwave.

In any event, no microwaves were harmed in the tournament, but plenty of peeps went home to their maker. And no, I don’t mean Just Born Inc. in Bethlehem, Pa., which manufactures the candy.

If you’d like to watch a preview trailer and actual footage of the Schillig peep wars, go to cschillig.blogspot.com and prepare to see too many pictures of a middle-aged bald man with nothing better to do mugging at the camera.

If the sight of scorched peeps disturbs you, however, then I’d advise staying far away.

***

In other Easter news, Google inspired the ire of some users when it chose to honor not God, Jesus, bunnies or ducks last Sunday but instead featured an image of Cesar Chavez on its search engine home page.

While Fox News unsurprisingly dubbed the late Chavez a “leftist icon,” it’s probably more fair to describe him as a tireless promoter of the rights of working people everywhere, specifically farm workers. A former migrant worker himself, Chavez founded the National Farm Workers Association, which eventually became the United Farm Workers.

His methods of protest were decidedly nonviolent, including hunger strikes, marches and boycotts. That last is probably enough to earn him the ire of Fox News, which crusades tirelessly on behalf of downtrodden millionaires who have had to lay off half their domestic staffs and cut back to just four vacations a year because of the downturn in the economy.

There really is no secret why Google chose Chavez to honor on March 31: It was his birthday, a holiday in three states.

Internet users who switched over to Bing because that search engine featured a more Easter-themed page may be surprised to learn that brightly colored eggs have about as much to do with the spiritual message of the holiday as peep jousting in a microwave.

And for those poor, deluded souls who confused Cesar Chavez with Hugo Chavez — the late, not-much-lamented president of Venezuela — and who used the occasion to advance a conspiracy theory involving Google, Hugo and President Obama — well, they’d be better off educating themselves via Google searches than blasting the company for ignoring Easter.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

@cschillig on Twitter

Originally published April 4, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

education 28 Mar 2013 05:56 am

A new way to evaluate schools

I work in a persistently poor performing school building.

At least that’s what the state indicated earlier this month when it unveiled new, “more rigorous” criteria for determining success and failure in Ohio’s public schools. My district was previously in “continuous improvement,” but this new ranking system means that even some schools previously rated “excellent” suddenly plummeted — based not on new information, but on a reevaluation of old information.

That’s crazy.

I’ve never been a fan of the way the state judges schools and issues report cards. It’s insulting, demeaning, and — most importantly — inaccurate. Designations are based overwhelmingly on test scores, and test scores, while important, do not tell the whole story.

So far this year, students in my classes have written and published three books. They’ve read and analyzed dozens of short stories, essays, poems and novels. They’ve interviewed senior citizens and written papers about the results. They’ve debated issues of equality and gender using nonfiction essays as a starting point.

Just next door, students have walked a simulated Oregon Trail to experience life as pioneers in the 1800s. Down the hall, they’ve participated in track-and-field events and measured the results to see real-life applications of science and math. One floor down, they’re learning to weld, work on automobiles and rehabilitate injured legs.

Students in my school routinely earn full-ride scholarships to prestigious colleges and universities, excel in athletics, create artwork for the walls of our local library, sing and act in professional-quality plays, produce daily news programs for television, create phenomenal meals, volunteer for local service groups, collect literally thousands of cans of food to help the less fortunate and enrich their community in dozens of ways.

Teachers in my school include first-rate graphic artists, home economists, mathematicians, journalists, valedictorians, researchers, and career educators — all sharing a goal to give kids what they need to succeed in a competitive world.

And we are nothing special.

Across the state, in almost every school and district, students and teachers are doing similar activities, excelling in similar ways, and achieving similar results. But the state takes none of this qualitative information into account when it measures our schools.

I’m not suggesting public education is perfect. Of course it isn’t. Teachers get tired, burned out, used up. Some public schools desperately need to be fixed. Some may even need to be closed, but not nearly as many as you might think based on the list of “persistently poor performing” buildings.

My wife works in a nursing home. When the state inspects her building each year, four or five evaluators from Columbus arrive, unannounced, for a weeklong assessment. A dietitian looks at the quality of the food, safety personnel look at the physical building, nurses pore over records and charts. Employees are interviewed. Patients are interviewed. When it’s over, the company receives citations for its mistakes, a window of time to fix them, and a later evaluation to determine that corrections have been made.

But in education, faceless bureaucrats in Columbus pull graduation rates, attendance numbers, and — most importantly — test scores, stack them against a pre-made yardstick and issue a determination. Nobody bothers to look at the school, talk one-on-one to people who work and learn there, or watch a single class.

Why can’t the plan that works for nursing homes work for schools? Why can’t teams of teachers and administrators, trained to look for the good and the bad, walk in some morning, observe classes, evaluate lesson plans, talk to students, parents, teachers and administrators, and make an overall assessment based on both qualitative and quantitative data? People and numbers, not just numbers and numbers.

Is it because this method is too expensive? Or is it because such first-person evaluations might reveal a different reality than the one politicians sell to the public, one that allows their rich, opportunistic friends to establish a foothold in public education and exploit it? Might such evaluations show that many educational disparities are caused by income disparities, a problem made worse by a widening gulf between rich and poor?

I used to believe this was the stuff of paranoia, but that was before I watched billionaires open their wallets and make huge donations with strings attached (I’m talking to you, Bill Gates), running — and ruining — education like a business to further their own ends while sending their own kids to ritzy academies exempt from such ridiculous mandates.

Public education still works. Don’t let the latest contrived reports tell you otherwise. Do what our lawmakers can’t or won’t — come to our persistently poor performing school and see for yourself.

chris.schillig@yahoo.com

@cschillig on Twitter

Originally published March 28, 2013, in The Alliance Review.

Commentary 22 Mar 2013 06:01 pm

Not shushed in Steubenville

It wasn’t exactly the verdict heard around the world, but it certainly reverberated far beyond the boundaries of Steubenville.

When a judge announced Sunday that two players from the city’s storied Big Red football team were guilty of raping an intoxicated 16-year-old girl, it was a ringing endorsement of victims’ rights and a clear message that the privileged status of athletes at all levels, from high school to professional sports, didn’t apply in this instance.

That status quo — sweep it under the rug as long as possible — was apparent in Alliance last year, when a routine traffic stop that likely would have led to more serious charges for a “civilian” morphed into a minor seat belt violation for an Ohio State University freshman with some talent on the gridiron. It was also evident, albeit on a much larger canvas and with much more serious allegations, in the Penn State scandal, when fans seemed more concerned about what Jerry Sandusky did to head coach Joe Paterno’s legacy than what he did to little boys in the university shower room.

The Steubenville situation was exactly the sort of situation that authorities would have preferred to shush: two star athletes, a girl with a dubious reputation, lots of beer and parties, some blurry photos and innuendo shared on social networks by other players and non-players.

What turned the tide in this instance was an enterprising and resolute blogger, coverage by the New York Times, and the presence of Anonymous, a “hacktavist” group known for creepy Guy Fawkes masks like the main character in “V for Vendetta.” All those factors — and not necessarily in that order — flooded Steubenville with spotlights when officials would have preferred darkness.

The best defense attorneys could do was play the “blame the victim” card, attacking the young woman’s credibility by insinuating, through the testimony of her ex-friends, that she was a known partier. The implication, of course, is that she is the kind of girl who gets around, that her drunkenness was synonymous with asking for it, and that maybe whatever happened to her on the floor of somebody’s basement or the backseat of somebody’s car wasn’t worth sacrificing the future of two football players.

Thankfully, the judge didn’t buy it.

Before I’m accused of unfairly attacking football players — and I know far, far more decent high school athletes than indecent ones — let me point out that, in this case, there is more than enough blame to go around.

First of all, where were the parents? The partying culture in Steubenville leads me to believe that more than a few moms and dads turned a blind eye to what was going on in their homes or in their neighbors’ homes, allowing drunken bacchanals to rival Kent State University block parties at Halloween or springtime.

Second, where was even one morally upright person to do what was right and get this poor young lady out of a difficult situation? Could not one teen have stopped shaking his or head, laughing and filming to call for an adult or a taxi? Although maybe anybody familiar with the concept of “diffusion of responsibility” — that we are less likely to shoulder blame for what we do or don’t do in a social situation depending on how many people are around us — would be too surprised. It explains (but doesn’t excuse) how strangers left a gang-raped student bleed in the streets of New Delhi for an hour before helping her. Maybe it says something similar about teens who watched one of their own being violated in a dark corner of a party.

It doesn’t explain, however, the people who passed along pictures, messages and video of the crime online for days afterward, including three teens who were granted immunity to testify against the two on trial. Ironically, it may have been the sheer volume of such communications that kept pressure on authorities to do the right thing.

Yet for every prosecution in such situations, thousands of others walk away with wrongs unredressed. According to the Rape Abuse & Incest National Network, 54 percent of rapes go unreported and 97 percent of rapists will never spend a day in jail.

Steubenville has been described as “Anywhere, America.” That’s exactly what should worry us.

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Commentary & Family life & Movies 14 Mar 2013 10:09 pm

Remembering Mount Union Theatre

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By the time you read this, Mount Union Theatre will almost certainly be history.

The digital reader board was the first to go, scooped out of the original marquee and relocated to West State Street, where it still provides news about speakers and events on campus. Next was the box office, removed to parts unknown. When I drove by last week, the front doors were gone and a dump truck had been backed inside the front lobby.

I almost parked and made an illegal sortie inside to take one more look at the building and try to catch a faint whiff of buttery popcorn or an echo of Clark Gable telling Vivien Leigh that frankly, my dear, he didn’t give a damn. Maybe tomorrow, I thought, but the next day a fence had been erected — probably because a lot of other drivers had the same attack of nostalgia — and that was that.

Like many people in Alliance, I have fond memories of Mount Union Theatre. I first saw “Star Wars” there back in the 1970s, igniting a passion that still burns to this day. It’s the theater where I watched my first R-rated film, “Dracula” starring Frank Langella, a concession by my parents because of my love of monster movies and vampires.

When the theater reopened in the early ’80s after a few years of dormancy, I was a freshman in high school, and my Friday- and Saturday-night dance card was filled with revivals of “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” “Altered States,” “A Man for All Seasons,” one or more of the “Rocky” films, and many more.

In those days, at the cusp of the home video era, the theater was a buzzing, vibrant destination, an inexpensive way to enjoyably fill a few hours. Movies there were second-run, but still new enough that they hadn’t been released onto VHS, so demand was high.

Mount Union Theatre was the place where I almost took my first date, except I was too afraid to ask her and ended up going with a friend instead. It’s the place where my daughter saw her first movie, “The Wizard of Oz,” and where we would take her to see many more, including practically the entire Disney animated catalog. It’s the place where my wife and I both fell asleep during the first Harry Potter film, when we realized the franchise was not for us.

The venue itself, to be honest, was no great shakes. The seats were uncomfortable, the screen was small in comparison to modern movie houses, and the sound system left something to be desired. When I was a kid, I remember the Powers That Be announcing the closing of the snack bar in the second half of the movie, blaring out a last call for popcorn and sodas right overtop the film.

But there was something about Mount Union Theatre that transcended its flaws. Maybe it was the well-chosen Pink Panther and Bugs Bunny shorts before the main feature, or the text-heavy descriptions of each movie in the newspaper ads that gave it a more historic slant, or the fact that you could — and did — run into friends and neighbors willing to share a common experience for a few hours in the same dark room.

By the early 2000s, attendance on Friday and Saturday nights had slowed to a trickle — too many other entertainment options and a much smaller window between theatrical and home video release took a toll on ticket sales.

The last movie I saw there was, appropriately enough, “King Kong,” my all-time favorite, in July 2004. Only a few dozen people were in attendance. Two years later, college brass brought the curtain down on weekend movies, and since then the building has been used only occasionally. My last visit, although I didn’t know it at the time, was to hear One Book One Community author Chitra Divakaruni speak about her novel, “One Amazing Thing,” last year. The theater looked pretty shabby then, a poor cousin to the more opulent Palace in downtown Canton. If Mount Union had more aesthetic appeal than a saltine cracker box, maybe more people would have campaigned to keep it.

But let’s face it: Nostalgia, however enjoyable, isn’t a viable long-term financial strategy, for a university or for individuals. The college and the community will be better served by a new science facility than by another vacant building, no matter how beloved.

Meanwhile, the one part of the theater that will survive the wrecking ball (besides the digital marquee) are the memories of so many evenings spent in the dark, staring at the silver screen and willingly surrendering their troubles for a few hours.

Like Bogie told Bergman, we’ll always have Paris. And Alliance-area movie fans will always have memories of Mount Union Theatre, even after the building itself has faded to black.

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